How to know when your SUAY?

1. You go swimming and your ear wax expand, resulting in near deafness for 2 days and counting
2. Your girl friend thought u span a tale just to avoid her
3. You spend 50 dollers to remove the ear wax
4. You new phone dropped and screen display cannot be shown
5. You got giap by a lift without sensor
6. Your spare phone has a screen crack out of nowhere the next day
7. You chup into a perfect match of 4 spending 6 dollers on cab when you could just go home earlier to rest
8. You reached home at 2am instead of 10pm

p.s: more coming